I am amazed at your comment! Please tell me more! How is it that the incarnation of the "god of love", the 'satguru', the lord of the universe.....could possibly ever deny one of us mere mortals the chance to attend a public event?

Is it possible that 'security' "PROFILED" you as a potential terrorist? Someone that was hiding a possible weapon (facts) and may have caused a disturbance by being present at the event? Did you have your knapsack checked? MY GAWD!

Perhaps they found our 'gay agenda' which we all know is to infiltrate the cult and take it over since we are accused of attempting to destroy the fabric of our moral society and impose our lifestyle on all str8 people.... of course the agenda I got from the gay society allows us to do this only after brunch at 12:30 and before we are supposed to be at the gym at 1:00, Monday through Friday only! See below>

DAILY GAY AGENDA: (never before revealed to the public)

7:00 am - wake up to ABBA on our CD player alarm clock

8:00 am - have Latt`e and croissants for breakfast

10:30 am - take luxurious hot bubble bath with scented oils

12:00 noon - call Steve & Adam to meet for cocktails later

12:30 pm - TAKE OVER GOVERNMENT, INFILTRATE ALL CHURCHES AND CULTS AND DESTROY THE JUDICIARY!

1:00 PM - go to gym, work out a little (must wear tight spandex) and flirt with all men

3:30 pm _ return home, check internet for mail, pay bills and watch soap operas on TV

4:30 pm - go to neighborhood bar for cocktails, meet with Steve and Adam

7:00 pm - go to dinner with Bruce

9:00 pm - go to dance bar and collect phone numbers

12:00 midnite - return home for beauty sleep unless Bruce comes over.... then &$%^ all night long!