"Does getting dressed up as Father Christmas mean you are telling people you really are Father Christmas?"  -POV

Does getting dressed up as an Instructor of the Living Perfect Master mean you are telling people you are really an Instructor of the Living Perfect Master and not a flaming pedophile who the Omniscient One claims he did not notice and now knows nothing about? -San

Is the claim to Omniscience also a metaphor or allegory? 

He had a wolf in sheep's clothing out there for four years plus and did not know it?

I've seen better personnel management in a public school system.