...You? Surely not ?

There are plenty of Brits who already do behave like they're auditioning for the Springer Show....and worse ! You haven't noticed..?

In what calm, leafy suburb do you dwell ? 

I used to live on a council estate.......and the producers of that show could cast the whole series with my  ( then ) neighbours. I escaped....phew !

Anyhow..just to keep this remotely on-thread, how about Rawat , Marolyn and Monica....as Springer's guests ?