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12/31/2023, 19:16:04
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13!  T h a t   i s   n o t   f u n n y !  (long pause)  It's brilliant! 

I have no doubt in my mind (which is how perfectly your idea fits the cult) that premies would bequeath whatever's left of their life savings or at least pay a lot to purchase a burial plot blessed and sanctioned by Prem. I say that because I can easily imagine myself (when I was trapped in my premie mindset) paying a lot for such a plot and enjoying the relief and "peace of mind" that would come from knowing that I'd be resting in a place of His choosing - forever "keeping in touch" if you will.

Moreover, I'd know that my tax deductible? payments would be going towards the best possible cause on earth. It's such a good idea that I'd add the sale of monuments and cremation urns with the four Knowledge symbols or some other engraving of Prem's artwork. What better guarantee could a premie buy than His Promise of EIYDHIWNAY on his or her headstone?

Not only that, but I'm sure there are many premies - like myslf (for the sake of making this point) - who, as a result of having been transferred as property so many times, find themselves in places where they have no deep family or birthplace roots to call home. Nothing would solve that dilema for all those enlightened drifters more handily than a burial plot chosen and ordained by Prem.*

Think of all the bhajans and One Foundation songs that could be used for the promotional materials!

In death as in life, of course there would be more perks for more money or bigger inheritances left to Prem in premies' wills. Amaroo strikes me as entry level or economy class. More money could get you a special plot beneath gardens overlooking the Pacific from Prem's Malibu estate or some other land acquired specially for that purpose. 

Talk about a fundraising opportunity! Land for premies to be with Prem! That one would rival DECA! And all those legitimate jobs in a cult venture for everyone needed to manage and administer it. What premie wouldn't want to be part of such a kind and compassionate undertaking endeavor? The possibilities and potential for profit are mind boggling. (And what premie doesn't want to boggle minds?)

No disprespect whatsoever to PatD whose idea of a post apocalypse theme park along the lines of Mad Max movies with paid premie extras performing as... well, themselves, is intriguing, but your idea is truly brilliant.
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* Prem already floated the idea of premie retirement communities. Your idea is even better! Much easier and far more lucrative.






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