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"Peace," he says, "is just as
important as to breathe, to be able to see, to be able to exist." I can't believe he can say stuff like this and make money doing it! My cat is smarter than that! She always breathes. How do you get a guru-gig, anyway? Where do I sign up for that? You won't even have to kiss my feet, in fact, please don't. Ick. Just give me your debit card and I'll give you great advice: Breath. Blink. Eat. Sleep. Pee. Whatever. Wow, am I profound? Am I amazing? Yes, folks, she's amazing! Call now to donate your money, all of it. 1-800-GURU-GIG The amazing Mistress of the Universe will always remember you---(all the way to the bank, anyway.)---even if she doesn't know you now, (and really doesn't care to), trust her, she will always remember you! Send money, send money, send money. (That was a mantra, folks, free of charge! See, it's free!) |
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