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Someone posted this one a while ago but when it's size in increased and somewhat lightened you get a good picture of the Perfect Master as he is now in his 40th year of Satguruship.
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Wow, don't click on that one unless you are ready to see his lardship life-size! Yikes! That's as bad as seeing that ugly mug on the Keys, full living color right there in the living room. Need a stiff drink after that. How does he get so bloated looking? You'd think some premie would start a rumor about some heath condition to explain it away and maybe even drum up some sympathy in the bargain. But, wait, if he's the perfect master, he couldn't have a medical condition causing horrid bloating, could he? But then, if he's the perfect master, he could never, ever let himeself look like that. No wonder they are trying to get rid of that "perfect master" bullcrap. It's so obviously wrong.
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It was already explained long ago that he's solid muscle. It only looks like fat because the Master, being so powerful, has the ability to make muscle appear like fat. It's all lila to test our devotion. His mother, Mata Ji, also had that ability. That is, until she betrayed him, then all her muscle turned to fat. She should have read the story of Lot's wife.
So why does he look so bloated? Because he's been exercising so much lately, to keep fit. He complements his arduous exercise regimen with cognac instead of protein powder; he can turn cognac into protein.
He also has extraordinary martial arts skills. Long ago, John Miller told the story of him breaking a brick by merely touching it. Jackie Chan would be no match for him.
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Yeah, well thanks for that explanation. Can't believe I didn't understand all that before! He broke a brick by touching it? Or by sitting on it? That, I'll believe. If I was a brick and that ass was headed my way, I'd shatter just to keep it off me.
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It's quite extraordinary to me how his jowls start to poke out from half way down his ears and how his eyes are nearly being suffocated. I'm a fat guy myself so I don't want to sound too fattist here but it is pretty astonishing. How much food do you have to stuff into yourself to get your face to look like that? Or does he have an specific illness?
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Hardly ever been a part of his cv, apart from his illicit affairs and the like.
Even the basics someone probably does for him most of the time
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"Even the basics someone probably does for him most of the time"
You mean, you don't think he trots down to the laundry room and folds a load of clothes from time to time just to help out?
Or unloads and loads the dishwasher?
Don't reckon he's giving the floor a scrub once in awhile? Nor running the vacuum around the living room?
Probably doesn't wash the car, either, I suppose? (Or, cars, I should say.)
Belly up to the bar, now, I'd say he's got that covered. Certainly has the build of one who is good at that. What does one call a beer-gut if it comes from cognac?
The flabby cheeks and jowls and neck, wow, he should give those back to the two or three poor slobs he stole them from. And the belly, maybe a sit-up every now and again wouldn't hurt. Or just suck it in, even that would help. Does he still just sort of waddle out on to the stage? That was pretty disgusting, last time I saw it. And sure enough, after he waddled out there, all he did was quack.
Modified by Premie_Spouse at Mon, Mar 06, 2006, 19:40:02
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Reckless, absolutely reckless.
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He won't? Well, shoot, that just down right wrecks my day. Darn.
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I read where Prince Charles has someone squeeze toothpaste onto his toothbrush. Do you think rawat gets this royal treatment? Has anyone factored into his weight how much alcohol he consumes? I can't believe HOW ugly he is! My wise old mom says that when you are young, you have the face God gives you, but as you age you get the face you earn. Hay, if rawat IS God, why can't he give Himself a pretty mug? His face is ugly from the inside out. Remember how we used to talk about how he glowed? Now the only "glow" he has is the grease on his face from his bad diet and congested liver. Oh, I forgot, this must all be from Him taking on all our karma. Funny, but I don't feel liberated yet. Have any premies attained liberation? Why doesn't he get some plastic surgery? I mean he is really butt ugly! How ugly is he? Uglier than a mud pie. Uglier than a chemtrail. Uglier than shit. Uglier than anything in nature. Uglier than prejudice. Uglier than hate. Uglier than evil. Frank Zappa once sung: "What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say it's you're nose, some say it's you’re toes, But I say it's your mind." I'm not sure I agree with MY mind being ugly. My toes maybe, but I know who's mind IS really ugly. Rawat's. He is ALWAYS talking about how ugly the mind is. Maybe that is all autobiographical. How ugly IS his mind? He is really obsessed with it. Always talking about how problematic it is. Always putting it down. Always trying to repress it. Always talking about how DANGEROUS it is. Remember how he used to say that when you point your finger at someone, that 3 fingers point back to you? He is always pointing his finger at his mind. He is always projecting all evils of the world onto the mind. If you take everything he says as a reflection of the whole of his being, he spends a lot of time focused on the ugly parts of his nature. Karen
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Both those pictures look like crap. The first one looks like it was in the oven too long and the second one looks like a 20 year old tv. Here it is photo retouched the aunt bea way.
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That's the way to do it Aunt Bea! Now he looks really lovely...
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Modified by cq at Tue, Mar 07, 2006, 12:24:07
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... preemptively, you unnerstan' ?
.. . . you will soon ... . . . .
Modified by cq at Tue, Mar 07, 2006, 17:15:20
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