My ashes are getting churned up and are whirling in the turgid and turbid Ganges by this news.

I'm sorry, my son, but you can only have 2^5 powers and not the 2^6 powers that my real son, Prem, has.  Of course I have a full byte of powers or 2^8 (256) powers and that is how I am writing this post now.  By the way, Mahatma Babaluji has only 2^-3 (.13) powers, which is far less than the ordinary everyday schmoe and very much short of a six pack.

Now, Jethro Ji, I do hope you show the proper amount of gratitude ($$$) because my grandchildren are at that age where they are very much in need of their own dilipadated shacks in the poorer neighborhoods of Malibu.  Plus, they are all looking forward to the next year's models of Mercedes and BMWs.  And Prem's motor home is almost 3 years old and it will need to be replaced for safety and fuel economy reasons.

So, Jethro Ji, I hope you understand the responsibility that you now have as a Mahatma.  Here's a quick list of rules that you need to understand and obey:

• Don't be stuck in the 70's
• Sign up for monthly direct debit to support your Lord
• Don't think about what the Master says - Feel it in your heart
• Remain celibate, but do not question the Master's needs to go outside of his marriage
• Never answer a direct question with a direct response
• Never question the Master

I'll be adding to his list when this school of carp continues downstream.

P.S. This is a joke.  I'm not really Shri Hans. Shri Hans is dead.