In all humbleness I come to you as Mahatma Babaluji.

I worked hard to become a Mahatma of the Living Perfect Master and Perfect Sadist, Guru Maharaji (aka Prem Rawat, Malibu Prem, etc.)  I have suffered greatly attending each and every training and seminar where I had to endure childish jokes about farts and tigers having sex with women.  While this life is a blissful gift, sometimes it can be pure hell and that is especially true when in the presence of our Lord and Master, Prem Rawat.

I am here now for you.  I will try to be humble and remember where I came from.

I will be holding a Knowledge review online.  Please make sure your SmartCard and PayPal accounts are up to date.

Blessings to the Ex-Premies.