OK, how about a 6.5% cut?  You could work as my Public Relations Director (but you would simply be called Brother, it can't be obious to followers that we are a regular business all to my personal benefit).

I'll drop the Indian guru name, you're right.  How about if my followers just call me "Father" or "Dad".  Maybe Father Love (Father Divine has already been used and probably has a trademark).

Concerning a holy book, I will claim to have had a new revelation of Truth "for this day and age" mixing it up as a synthesis of New Age and integration of all the world religions, sort of like a Bahai mix with Theosophy, but I'll say its a secret teaching and is unique, and make followers pledge not to read any other writings.

I also appreciated Cynthia's feedback about the non profit 501 c-3 religious status.  I'm getting excited. 

Father Love (aka. Jai Guru Deva Swami aka. Maharaji II)