1. Give it a chance.  What, 30 years of effort doesn't count as a "chance?" 

Actually, Maharaji is much more insideous than that. If you complain that you've given it a fair chance and you're still you're not getting the experience you want, he'll flat out tell you that you are but just don't know it. Yes I've seen him do it, the prick. He'll also tell you a "fair chance" is your whole life if that's what it takes. Why? Because you've been given the most incredible gift, and you should be grateful for that, even though you might be completely ignorant of that fact. The onus will always fall on you, forever and ever.

Aspirants, be warned.