Hi Joe,

...what about Indian English?

English English

The guest will arrive at the conference and address the audience for twenty minutes. Tea will be served...

American English

The speaker will arrive at the convention and give a PowerPoint demonstration to the delegates. And now a few words from our sponsors.."

Indian English

The Sat-Guru will arrive at the Ram Lila ground to allow the premies to celebrate Guru Puja and receive darshan by his grace. What is mango etc?"

Jai Sat Chit Anand

Anth the tea drinking PowerPoint slide .