Thanks, Hamzen.  You've inspired a new webpage at the House.  Yeah, Prem Rawat's House of Maharaji Drek.

It's http://drek.us/pages/cool_chill_hiphop/

And it includes your commentary and MP3s in case Maharaji decides to remove them from his website after he realizes how lame they are and cult posters like the one below from around the time this recruiting effort was underway in London.