I'm starting to feel bad here.  Should I tell Gorakh that I'm just Maharaji's faithful sidekick?  Or maybe I should ask for a donation?

Or wait, maybe I should say this:

Gorakh! Klaatu barada nikto!

Most Respected Mere Maharaji,

Apke charno me mera sat-sat pranam.

Maharaji mai kaun hun ye to aap jante hi hai phir bhi mai ye kahna chahunga ki he Mji maine apke paas three letters likhe par kisi ka bhi apne jabab nahin diya par es mail ka jabab jaroor dijiyega taki mai samajh sakun ki ye apka hi email address hai tab jakar mai aage kuchh likhunga. Mujhe vishwash nahi ho raha ki kya mujhe apka email address mil gaya hai. Vishesh kya likhun jab aap mail bhejenge to hi mai aur kuchh likh paunga.

Apka

Gorakh