I looked for a translator from Hindi to English and didn't find one, although there are many companies willing to do it for a fee.
Maybe we could get Mahatma Coatinhand to translate for us. It doesn't even have to be a precise translation, just something close. Yet, I'm sure we can all guess what it says:
Pranams, Maharaji, my blessed Perfect Master and Lord and Savior. And, yes, other than Tony Robbins you are my only motivational speaker.
I am so grateful for this Knowledge of Knowledges that you, my Master, have given me. Surely without your precious Knowledge I would be the lowest of lowlifes on this Earth. In fact, I would be an unrepented murderer. As it is, I am indeed a murderer, but I have stopped my killing for now, thanks to you. However, if you ever did need me to kill someone or hijack a plane or a bus you know that because of my appreciation and extreme gratitude that I would gladly do so.
Master, I'm sorry that I cannot at this moment show you appreciation in the way that you appreciate the most (money), but for the next week and a half my family and I are going to be fasting so that I will have something to give you.
Apka
Gort
