Dear Pauline,

Oh, don’t worry about all that incredibly technical event planning stuff because I just know it’s all an illusion and all in the maya and definitely not what all this is all about.  It's all Mind anyways. You know it’s like what ex-premies need the most right now is much more satsang. Here I am ever eager to serve his Feet, by his grace!!!

It’s like, you know, so incredibly incredibly true, that to have this Knowledge of Maharaji’s is the bestest thing on the planet earth or anywhere else, because without it people are just lowlifes. Maharaji told me that, but don’t spread it around. That’s just between you and me as premies, the only true lovers on earth, Pauline and, you know we just don’t want these evil ex-haters knowing exactly what Maharaji says. It is so true and pure and Maharaji told me that on one very beautiful, gorgeous, spectacular, sparkling, brilliant, fantastic, exciting, blissful, and ticklish day last March while we were steaming across the Caribbean on the swell of his love on Serentity in more syncronicity imaginable by any ex-premie or event team planner! Oooh-La-La!  Was I ever surrendered, and I am, in true sincerity, Surrendered on the Serenity, still!  It just can’t be described in words.

It was a perfect day, you couldn’t ask for a more perfect day, by his grace and it’s like the longer Maharaji was there the more perfectness I felt. And you could never, ever, ever, you know, possibly ever catch that on a boring DVD (those poor introductory people!) There I was with the perfect lover, Maharaji and it was so, so, so incredibly impeccable. Him with me, me with him and him giving me my life, and definitely all his love if you know what I mean. There’s just no, you know, doubt about it.

And it’s like he said, " People don’t know how lucky they are that Maharaji is walking on this earth, you know, because without Guru Maharaj Ji, without me in their life, you know, they are nothing but lowlifes." So I said, "Yes, Maharaji, Pranam, Maharaji!" What more could I say Pauline? And you know, just those few words from his Lotus mouth were more than enough to make me realize that any participation I could ever participate in, just for Maharaji and his Grace is worth every bit of sacrifice any premie could possibly pray to sacrifice. The sacrifice of all sacrifices is never too much for my Lord and Savior, Guru Maharaji Ji, that’s for darn sure. (Now, I just know I’m being a little bit naughty Pauline cuz I know that’s not his actual official technical name anymore, so keep that under you hat too!) This is just a little darshan story if you know what I mean.

I just know you agree Pauline, because it’s just true, isn’t it? It’s like when I think about Maharaji’s form, oh God! his Holy Lotus Form that is the greatest form in the Universe, you know the greatest one that ever walked on the whole planet ever, I think that I was so lucky and fortunate and proud to have been the one girl that he picked to steam across the Carribean and surrender to his bloated, bloated, bloated, bloated love, love, love of ALL LOVES! 

I don’t know, Pauline, but it's like I’ve gotta feeling that you know exactly just what I’m talking, you know? It’s like, I don’t know, if it weren’t for Guru Maharaj Ji’s eternal grace and almighty power and love, not to mention his mercy and gorgeousness, it’s like, I would never even still be here, Surrendered on the Serenity, steaming on the swell of his love, in the Carribean, heading towards Florida, remembering his blessed love, or even having every natural blonde hair on my head here, while I sunbathe and bleach it out right here on the the deck of the Universal Boat of Love, you know? And I know deep in within inside my heart and deep in within inside my soul that even though it’s been almost a year since my Guru Maharaj Ji, my best and only friend and lover of all lovers, last came on this huge beautiful boat, his True Boat, that those ex-haters, jeesh! complain about so, so very much, it’s like, I just know I can trust forever (and I will wait that long) that he will return for me, so we can bounce with bliss and joy, once again!!!

JAI SATCHIT ANAND…..SISTER PAULINE!!!

BOLIE SHRI SATGURU DEV MAHARJ KI JAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Always,

Surrendered on Serenity, in Prem’s Love, and I’m not about to jump ship now!!!

P.S.  I know exactly what you mean about the wet panties!!!!!

P.S.S.  A Divine dolphin just swam by me, by his grace.  Do you think Maharaji will come back to the Serenity soon?  Don't tell me Pauline because I know.  I just gotta have that faith in Guru Maharaj Ji!!