Pauline,

I'm here at the Starbucks at the bottom of the hill, if you know what I mean.  I've just returned from a five straight hours of back breaking work pulling dangerous weeds from the side of the hill below Maharaji's most beautiful home. And was it ever muddy up there today. I thought the whole hill was going to wash away right down to the ocean. And, BTW, Pauline, those weeds are like the mind and are very dangerous because could be the fuel of a fire that could endanger the 18 car garage and all of Maharaji's precious cars.

What you said, Pauline, was really beautiful, but Maharaji gave me agya to give you agya to, uh, er, be more synchronized and tone it down a notch or two.  You see, Pauline, we must be very careful in this life not to be the person who causes another person to be turned off and not to seek out the Master's Knowledge.  But, Prem did tell me to tell you that you should do the following to feel that experience inside of yourself that really is like the old Seinfeld show, a show about nothing.

Of course Maharaji knows that you access the Internet from the public library and the connection isn't always very fast, but you should watch the following Windows Media Video that is only 11.7 MB here at:

http://gurumaharaji.info/video/dance_dance_dance.wmv

And Maharaji knows that you might annoy people at the library by hogging the computer for such a  long time, but Maharaji and the Event Team knows that people in the library will "feel" your experience and will be drawn in and will be blissed out enough to ask you about Maharaji at which point you should hand them an introductory video and an invitation to the next "Get In Touch and Learn More" event that the local Event Team puts on and coordinates and manages in excruciating detail in total synchronicity and debriefed streamlined efficiency.

You do have a supply of introductory videos in your little daypack, don't you?  And if you don't have enough you can order more online from Visions.  And if you enroll in the new SmartCard combo VISA credit card you will get a 5% discount if you sign up for the monthly Direct Debit program that helps support Maharaji's mission.  And you can, but it is not advised, opt out of having your donations pay for jet fuel and have it instead help with tsunami relief.  But, again, the Regional Finance Team strongly advises against this and you should let Maharaji spend the money as he sees fit.

Maharaji has suggested that you watch this Rich Neal "Dance, dance dance" video until you are sufficiently inspired to the point where you absolutely need to return to your homeless shelter and meditate.  But before you meditate Maharaji says that you should sing Arti.  And if the people in the homeless shelter ask questions then you know what to do, right?  Yes, give them an introductory video and an invitation card and say nothing more.  Remember Pauline, Maharaji knows that most premies are simply too caught up in their precious inner experience that they lose all ability to discuss it rationally with people of this crazy world.  Therefore, you need to leave the details of explaining Maharaji's message and the experience of Knowledge to the professionals, the synchronized Event Team.  And ultimately the real job of explaining Knowledge is done by the Master himself.  And who could ever do a better job than the Master who says things like this:

"You want to be fulfilled? Without the Master, you cannot be fulfilled. Why am I saying 'Master' instead of 'Knowledge'? Because without the Master, you can't have Knowledge. Without the Master, Knowledge makes no sense whatsoever."

Master, Knowledge, Master, Knowledge.  Master is Knowledge.  Knowledge is Master.  Without Master....

Holy cow! I get so confused!  Yet I know that my sanctuary from confusion is this Knowledge and it is Maharaji’s Knowledge and when I surrender enough and stop trying to use my mind to figure it out I feel so good.  It's like I don't have to think because I know.  I have Knowledge.  And I have the Master who makes sense of the Knowledge for me.  Thank god, I don't have to think anymore.  No more Jell-o and no more thinking for me, Ma!  I've got Guru Maharaji's Knowledge!

Anyway, Pauline, I need to not say so much and try to stick with the script, so I'll just say that Maharaji told me that when you finally get to sit down and meditate, uh, er, practice that He will be there in the Light for you.  Pauline, do you realize how blessed you are for Maharaji to say that?  He must really love you.

Bhole Shri SatGuru Dev Maharaji Ki Jai!