Thankyou cq.  Laughed my head off. A nightmarish fusion of the mind crushing boarding school I went to ( where we had to learn reams of   Longfellow's "Hiawatha" off by heart to the point where I still remember it ! ) and premiedom.

The school was a noble Church of England establishment and in our spare time we used to make up spoof Southern Spirituals and sing them in close harmony.

Here's one:

             Jesus  is  Ma  Eyeballs.          

Jesus is ma eyeballs and Gawd is ma nose

Jesus is ma eyeballs and Gawd is ma nose

Love is ma fingertips and joy ma tippytoes

Oh Jesus is ma eyeballs and gawd is ma nose.

The human spirit will always find a way to soar !