Round 2 in the South Park vs Scientology Wars
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Juan Carlo Finesseti ®

03/22/2006, 21:46:02
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Tonight, in a brand new episode, Chef (Isaac Hayes, who quit in a huff
because of the negative depiction of Scientology) returns. However,
while he was gone he had been brainwashed by a cult calling itself the
"Super Adventure Club," whose sole purpose was to travel the world
molesting children in exotic places.



Of course Hayes didn't actually return for the episode. Instead they
spliced earlier tapes of his together so that he'd utter phrases like
"I want to make love to children," etc. The splices were deliberately obvious, just to rub
it in a little. The kids then take him to a strip joint to help
deprogram him, a strategy that proves only temporarily successful. At
the end, however, he decides to go back to the Super Adventure Club and
gets killed crossing the bridge.



At the end, at Chef's funeral, Kyle pleads with people not to blame Chef but to blame "that fruity little cult."



The evil cult, however, puts him back together in a Darth Vader/Chef
automaton body... So apparently this evil version of Chef manufactured
by the "fruity little cult" may be a returning character.



Now that's revenge!






Modified by Juan Carlo Finesseti at Wed, Mar 22, 2006, 21:48:37

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04/04/2006, 19:50:45
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