Demented Psychopathic Megalomaniac seeks Toadies and Sheep for establishment of Extremist Revolutionary Religious Cult. Must be willing to give up all your worldly possessions (including but not limited to, lands, automobiles, stocks, bonds, and life savings) and submit totally with fanatical devotion to all my perverted and deviant whims. No sickos or time wasters please. Please click the join button above and fill out the membership form. All new cult members recieve a packet of virtual Kool-Aid just for joining.
The Honorable Rev. Sum Dum Guy
The Rev.
Sum Dum Guy
Acolytes The Brothers gently initiate new members into the cult through a program of nuturing and love!
Brother Geld
Brother Neuter
Wives of the Reverend The Reverend's wives will do anything to get you to join the cult Of course once you're in and brainwashed they won't even give you the time of day.
ATF - Please take note. Guns pictured in the above photos are all legal. Semi-Automatic at the most. Really heavy ordinance (such as M-16, explosives, and nerve toxins) are kept securely under lock and key in our impregnable bunker of death.
Children
Alex
Zachary
Nathanial
Le Esta
Sloan
Children are the cult's most valuable resource, if we really get hard up for money, we can sell them.
We Love and bless all of the many visitors to this site. Really, we mean it.
It's a parody, gawdammit!!!!
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