I live way out in the sticks, quite a long way from Central London and if I'm going to drive all the way up there with my guests and find a car park that won't need a second mortgage to park in, where shall I tell my guests to go while I spend an hour and a half listening to Yoram Weiss and Raja Ji?

It's pretty cold out at that time of year and I did so want to make my guests' Bonfire Night a special one they'd remember when they go back home to Vietnam.  Do you think I can get them to hang around Leicester Square for an hour or so?