Hi all you members of the hate group! 

I am so blissed out.  I just made it back from Amaroo, and it was just so incredible.  I think I stayed in something modular while I was there, although I'm not completely sure.  It did take me and two other people half a day to set up my tent, so it must have been the grace of modular design.

I know Maharaji invented my mod tent, especially because we all know HE is the artist of creation, the creator of all, the Lord of the Universe, although we can only talk that way at Amaroo these days. Anyhow, I know Maharaji did it because I, once again, had my very best darshan dream while sleeping on the ground in that tent.

You know, it's the same one I had one time when I was living in the trunk of my car.   I dreamed I had to go to the bathroom so bad that my bladder burst.  Into the sea of urine I was thrown, floating, more and more, to a bright light, where I felt such peace.  Then, from behind the light, Prem Rawat, looking like he did during his long-hair-David-Niven-mustache phase of about 1975, stood and smiled, and said it was not time to go yet and if I wanted to return and be with him, I should wear this and he handed me a pair of Depends.  He handed them to me with such incredible love.   June Alison was also there in my dream, wearing a pair of Depends, smiling so beautifully. 

Both times, when I woke up, I had wet my pants.  The stain on my pants was in the shape of the lotus flower.  It was so incredible.  Some member of the hate group pointed out that most urine stains look vaguely like the outline of a lotus flower, but that unlit match was just in her mind.. bitch!

I ignored her, immediately pranamed and felt so much peace not to mention extremely modular and quite damp.  Am I not a synchronized premie, I mean student, or what?