Aw, come on, Joe.  Maharaji is just trying to be nice.

I know for a fact that if Maharaji wasn't forced to be SatGuru that he would have continued with his education and become a famous doctor that might have cured cancer.  Or he might have become a rocket scientist and figured a way to send President George Bush to Mars on a rocket ship that ran on alternative fuel like water or something like that.  There's no telling what Maharaji, already a famous inventor, poet, artist, and musician, could not have accomplished had he not spend so much of his time saving our sorry asses.

But noooooo!  That was not meant to be because man was sawing off the branch of the tree that he was sitting on.  And a father would not allow his very own baby to crawl into the fireplace like so many thousands do every year in the U.S. alone.

Instead, Maharaji sacrificed all of his own ambitions to become Greater Than God and to save our souls from the maya of this world.

But, that's not all, Joe.  Maharaji is humble and he is caring.  He dumbs himself down so that we, his premies, don't feel quite as inferior.  Oh, we should feel inferior.  Of course we should.  We'd be lucky to be a dust mite in the carpet beneath his Lotus feet, Joe.

Sheesh!