That's funny, Nik. 

Maharaji's about ten years late for reshaping his image or "becoming" an inspirational speaker.  The premies are too bamboozled by it all.  There are so many of those inspirational types around the planet enjoying life that it isn't even funny.  Once you've been the supreme Lord in a Body, the Godest Incarnation on the Planet, it's pretty hard to start devolving now.

Yup, he missed his own boat.  Should've taken his own advice. 

Now it's time for to him to decide whether to shape up or ship out.