Ok, who died?  Who was 97 years old?  Was that Hayley's brother, dad, uncle or grand-pa?

You know, I don't care about all them other people.  I just care about Hayley.

Listen, T, can you, um, get me a date with Hayley?  Tell her I'll pay for my own airfare to the U.K. and I'll stay with my good buddy, Anth, who owes me a favor or two.

And if you have to, you can lie and tell Hayley that I'm still a premie.  And you can impress her by telling her that I did darshan security and was in spitting distance of the Lord the whole time.