Since I still enjoy the husband and wife privilege of confidentiality I will not speak about any alleged illegal activities that Shri Hans might have engaged in.

And, let me tell you this much, if you think that anything like that happened then surely you must see it as the great Lila between Master and devotee.  The Master is always testing the devotee's understanding in this life because the devotee is weak and over-identifies with the Maya of this world.  But, the Master (and his wife, uh, er Consort) are not of this world and laws and rules do not, therefore, apply to their actions.  And as an added benefit of being a member of the Divine Family all actions have no consequence.  You see, it is that perfect spark.

Now, Anth, I know that there was great confusion starting even before my Playboy son, Prem, got married in 1974.  There was confusion when Shri Hans relinquished his body and the crown was mistakenly passed to Prem instead of Sat Pal.  Those silly mahatmas had become as powerful as Catholic Cardinals.  They saw young Prem as (1) more photogenic and (2) easier to manipulate.  Those simple minded uneducated Mahatmas were overwhelmed and jealous of the great intellect of Sat Pal.  And the Mission suffered greatly when many of those misguided evil minded Mahatmas who were filled with impure thoughts flooded the West and spread their wickedness and venereal diseases from East to West.

So, let me get to the point, Anth.

Did you make the right choice?

In 1974 when I denounced Prem as a Playboy did you come to me and Sat Pal?  Did you see the Light?  And the Truth?

You see, Anth, Sat Pal and I have a run a tight ship and we have not abandoned our traditional Hindu customs and values.  Our Mahatmas are not at all like Michael Jackson.

Yes, we still have the Sari Brigade and Arti and darshan.  And we are proud of it, too. Sure, men in India are allowed to have consorts, but the drinking and smoking and carousing of Prem has gone too far.

So, Anth, I see that our séance is coming to a close and I must be going to help with tsunami relief by connecting the living with their dead loved ones.  But, drop by Manav Dharam and see all the good things we are doing and how we don't hide the fact that there is a Divine Family and a divine plan and purpose for all mankind.  Compare that to those phony Keys that my sleazy son, Prem, is peddling these days.  If his father was in a grave he'd be spinning in it.

Blessings to you, Anth

Mata Ji