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04/17/2005, 09:20:08
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"If there really is a God who created

the entire universe with all of its glories,

and He decides to deliver a message to

humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger,

a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

-Dave Barry

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... and a few more to last til monday morning:

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"The 1960s were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like "The Flying Nun"".
-Ellen DeGeneres

"Where's the "Any" key?"
-Homer Simpson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers

"What they call "heart" lies much lower than the fourth waistcoat button."
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg






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