That thar thang is funny, baba-clem! 

My only kwestion is this: Whar be the spitoon....... oh wait, it's raaaat in front of our eyes!  The K crown thangy is a spitton on his head!  I shoulda known!  I always seen Marolyn puttin' that thang in front of his face before a-puttin' it on his hade!   Dang..... all these yaren and I never thunk of that before!

Ok, Baba-Clem, where be them tarot cards........ not up yar sleeves, I'm a-hopin'