I think I've suggest that before. 

Seriously, how are things in the North? 

I don't know if I ever told you, but my Nigel (my Dalmation) passed away last year.  Very sad.  But glad to see you are still kicking!

Speaking of coming to Britain, I think we better do it soon, because if you guys convert to the Euro, no American will be able to afford to visit there!

All the best!