Howdy folks, ole TED Farkel here, and I've got to tell ya that our lord and speaker, prem rawat is quite an inventor indeed!

Things were goin kinda slow down here at the TRAC Center in Shaft, Alabama, and some of the faithful were losing some of their faith, until we all hi-tailed it out to LA last month and got high on some down home devotion, singin, praisin etc. (alas, no toe-kissin, although we heard rumors amongst the "jet set" crowd that was biddin fast and furious on rawart (rawat-art) and expensive automobiles etc., to help them folks in the tsunami area...maybe some of them fancy folks got to kiss some toes for the right bid, not sure, but that was what the rumor was out there...)

Well, anyway, it seems that when Mr.eDrek came to visit us at the TRAC center a few years back, during the wet t-shirt/satsang on the side night (generally Tuesday nights) he and ole TED struck a deal on trying to market some holy family action figures with bobbin heads that premies could put in their cars and trucks, or just above their kids beds at night to put them to sleep...

We were gonna market them through Burger King, but then Mr. eDrek and I got in a tussle over whether McDonalds would be better, with their happy meal and holy family doll (prem makes us happy, get it?), or to go with Burger King, home of the BK Broiler and the Whopper, with a holy family action figure on the side, since prem has been known to tell some whoppers, and most of his followers feel kind a broiled by him anyhow...

Anyhow, with all the fussin and fightin, we never struck a deal, and lost the rights as well...a real shame, cos I think we could've taken India by storm as well, and brokered a deal between the rawat brothers with a "holy extended family" that would have brought in profits for both camps, and maybe been the start of a holy family truce of sorts, but hey that's life....

Well, now prem is going to market the whole set with this new box, and wealthy premies can get in on the deal too! For 6 figures, you can get your own action figure of yourself to put into the holy family action collectible set, with your own title...

Me, I'm askin for "Minister of Propagation", and am tryin to get a little replica of the TRAC center in as well.....of course, we'll sell them at a deep discount down here in Shaft, so if you're thinkin vacation anytime soon, c'mon down to ole TED's and we'll take care of ya...

TED Farkel

We're workin on a "down home" version of the keys, and a slightly x-rated version too, called "workin man's keys" (got a little of eDrek's boob shots in it to pull in the blue collar crowd down here...hey, this a "red" state,we all drive pickups here, and ya gotta dance with them that brung ya!)