Ved Praktakaaandnnannd

I knew him only to say hello.

He looked like the late Norm Felton, the actor

He had was very fortgettable.  Had a low tone to his

boring satsange:  God
is Lub.  Lub is God.  Very elementary.

I heard he liked the girls. 
I should say Ladies.

But many were young ladies in the 18-25 year old age group and

a few were looking for some daddy love perhaps

whatever that might be; 
I’m not a lady; wouldn’t

know.

But these mahatmas that got sent back for bad

behavior were usually involved in a “CONSENSUAL”

act of some kind with some of the SISTERS.  Who were

the sisters?  I
dunno.  I just know that the roster of

Indian Mahatmas frequently changed, like the Nats with

so many on the DL this year. 
So many young rooks were

called up from Triple A to fill in the needs.

Some just weren’t ready for major league pitching.