Come to gurupuja Quinn.
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08/07/2017, 09:48:27
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Hi Quinn,

Good to hear you'd like to meet me. I'm afraid the only chance, is if you come to my Guru Puja.This is the annual gathering of my devotees, in Cornwall, when I give my darshan once a year and share my message of peace and bullshit for all.

The gathering takes place on the first full moon of Spring, outside the holy village of Millbrook. A camel and donkey are sacrificed. We'd like to burn a virgin or two for good measure, but there aren't any in Cornwall.

Camping is £450 a night, and if you want to hire a tent that's an extra £600. It is expected to bring a gift for myself, and this should be cash only. Transcripts of my discourses are available at a small price, along with dvds of me on my holidays.

All the best. And don't lend eDrek any money. He is infected with evil thoughts and not to be trusted, Plus he still owes me $50 from a binge we went on in Oakland a few years ago.

Blessings to all the loonies.

Shri Anth-ji Margerine. The greatest incarnation of dairy free spread ever to walk the planet.






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