BIG change of plans!!
Re: roark, I don't know how you did it, but you made me look like a real idiot -- Steve Top of thread Post Reply Forum
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05/12/2017, 08:52:51
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Steve,

Listen, we have to shift gears here.

As lila goes, I get a knock on the door yesterday and guess who?  Yes, his Bholeness and RJ, wanting to “talk”.  I had my intern devotee make up some chai and
we sat down.

They both looked pretty agitated, and RJ did all of the
talking, and the BJ stared at the cat and cracked his knuckles.

They acutely recognized the competitive pressure I
was bringing to their marketplace, came with their check book and we came to a
deal, and looks like I will not be giving any darshan anytime soon.  I mean, it’s not FU money, but it IS ten
figures (and he threw in some 5-hour and some cool dhotis he grew out of).

It is just as well for me, as my wife has been giving a
constant ration of shit over the whole thing (especially about my interns), and
every time I say something boneheaded, she’ll say something like “OK then, Mr.
Guru!”, and I getting a little sick of it.

So my advice to you stick with the Bholeone (although personally, he did
nothing to dissuade me of my suspicion that he’s the ‘Chauncey Gardener‘ of
Gurus, whatever), and if you ever want run with my Guru ideas, I’d be happy to help
you, set you up with some marketing slicks and such. 
I was cooking up some great digital enlightenment products, like a SaaS
offer: “Satsang as a Service” and others, and will be happy to let you use these too (for a
fee).

Next time you get down to my neck of the woods, give me a
ring and you can grab some darshan with me. (just kidding!, I am NOT going to
be the Guru! (at least for five years when my Non-Compete wraps up)).

Yours in divine truth, Mike








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