TED,

What a relief, we are more than a bit lost here without
you.

I’d really like to help you down at the Trac, and I was
hoping when I rolled out my new lineage, website and branding that I could come
down and drum up some business (provided e-Drek doesn’t try to glom onto me
again).  I went ahead and set myself up
as a Guru and founded my own path, called Myowna Yoga, but I don't think it helped when
I froze up at my first holy discourse. 
It wasn’t a big crowd (but there was a cutie I had my eye on for a Gopi)
but satsang was not flowing, and I ended up telling a long goat joke, which I don’t
think came across well, particularly when I laughed way too hard.  There may be a structural flaw in my branding
as well, as I ran into some difficulties when folks started to call it Theirowna
Yoga, Yourowna Yoga and the like (and I became somehow less worshipful).  Anyway, I’ll work on my stuff, but have any
satsang for me?  

And would you please straighten out this whole foot
kissing controversy right away, thanks?

M