Roark, here's some satsang for you
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Posted by: eDrek ® 09/11/2016, 16:29:07 Author Profile Edit Alert Forum Admin Post Reply

Roark, First, what kind of name is Roark?  What does that mean? Roark, I'm now entering a murky world here where I tell you the Truth about TED Farkel and TRAC Centre.  It's murky because I don't know if you're one of them or not. Roark, out here in Malibu we, those in the know, refer to TRAC Center as Bongo Town.  Bongo Town is a place for those premies taking a one way ride to Palookaville by Guru Maharaji's grace. Think about it, Roark.  Raja Ji, now with Bhole Ji and that's a good thing.  And then David Smith, rest in peace.  And Joan.  The Boss has a certain amount of respect and responsibility for these people, but because there's no money for them in the budget anymore they're being shown the door slowly.  So, the Boss signs them up for a trip to Bongo Town on a bogus mission to help spread the word and do some bhakti yoga (old school). Once, they get to Bongo Town and they've had a drink or two they quickly realize the whole thing is a sham, including the Boss himself.  Well, it's that or a nervous breakdown during hubcap arti and they end up staying at TRAC Centre forever.  Either way, they leave the Boss alone.  Mission accomplished. Roark, my job is to help transport these once great stars of DLM to the TRAC Center.  I convince them that it's all great and I buy them a plane ticket and a bus ticket or two and sometime I accompany them to make sure they don't bolt. Roark, the only compensation I get out of this doesn't even cover my expenses and tickets and all that stuff.  So, here you come with your fancy satsang from Han Yoga Parkash and the next thing is you're getting 30% of the door and my take is down to 20%. Roark, I hope to see you at the TRAC Centre, but it means that you're one of "them", one of TED's crew.  Hey, that's ok.  TED is doing a great job with TRAC.  The only problem is that TED believes in all of it. And, Roark, I know what I've told you is rather heavy and right now you might feel like you're in your mind a little bit.  You can just stay on the Word, walk away and say that eDrek sure is in his mind.  And that's cool. Modified by eDrek at Sun, Sep 11, 2016, 16:32:12

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We have a little problem here (not in my mind though) --- Roark ( Sun, Sep 11, 2016, 19:59:18 ) ( 2059 bytes ) +1 Roark, it's eDrek not E-Drek, but we're cool --- eDrek ( Sun, Sep 11, 2016, 20:04:33 ) ( 101 bytes ) +1 That's my boys, we all be on the word, and everythings A-OK at TRAC --- TED Farkel ( Sun, Sep 11, 2016, 20:37:45 ) ( 795 bytes ) +1 Love you, TED --- eDrek ( Sun, Sep 11, 2016, 21:20:29 ) ( 49 bytes ) +1 Re: Love you, TED It's just one big love fest, aint it? --- TED Farkel ( Mon, Sep 12, 2016, 06:36:22 ) ( 385 bytes ) +1 hard core bhakti!! --- Roark ( Mon, Sep 12, 2016, 10:40:33 ) ( 1040 bytes ) +2 This is the true antidote to nuclear bombs!!!! (NT) --- Steve ( Mon, Sep 12, 2016, 21:26:52 ) ( 2 bytes ) +1 . . . as Shri Hans once said --- Steve ( Wed, Sep 14, 2016, 10:32:54 ) ( 58 bytes ) Hey Mike Roark, are you ever in NY? --- La-ex ( Thu, Sep 15, 2016, 15:29:59 ) ( 242 bytes ) +2 Re: Hey Mike Roark, are you ever in NY? --- Roark ( Thu, Sep 15, 2016, 21:02:41 ) ( 202 bytes ) +1 Re: Hey Mike Roark, are you ever in NY? --- eDrek ( Thu, Sep 15, 2016, 21:15:21 ) ( 195 bytes ) +1 Re: Hey Mike Roark, are you ever in NY? --- Roark ( Fri, Sep 16, 2016, 08:46:14 ) ( 24 bytes ) La-ex, send me your email address if you want to converse with Roark --- eDrek ( Fri, Sep 16, 2016, 14:37:40 ) ( 78 bytes )