First of all, it was your privilege to room with Joan, even with the divine aromas and snoring…it's all just maharaja's "lila", and you as an old timer should know that…it's all just the lords play….if you didn't see the lords hand in it, TED's thinking that you just  might be in your mind on this one….

No, I can't bill Joan for the room, she's just too close to the big guy, so she gets a freebie on this one…fried gizzards and all….

But dontcha worry, e-drek, we're combining the birthday bash with Holi and you're gonna love it…bring those earth shoes too….maybe maharaji can wear them during darshan, kind of a "blast from the past" type angle we're working to bring in Roark and some of the old timers…it's tough to get them to travel here these days, so every little gimmick helps...we'll work out the bills later, don't sweat the small stuff when the lord's in town…what size shoe you wear? We'll see if it fits the lords holy lotus feet...

Jai Satch,

TED Farkel